Wrong answer

Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
over at him and asks the question:

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "shit."


bletebzz said...

ouch, men 0 : wives 1.

ELAIS said...

This is one of those jokes that makes me laugh no matter how many times I hear it!


ITS said...

Right on!

Wait, why do I feel, this has already happened to me... In another life, in another dimension...

akull-naja said...


Unknown said...

Ne ngaterrohemi me kembet tona. S'ke c'thua.

Lawman, me siguri te ka ndodhur, ne mos ne jete tjeter, ne tkjter version.

belle_fleur said...

hahahahahah, this one is great:))

Shkëlqim Çela said...

Ha ha ha haaaa, .... nooooooooo!
shit! this gotta hurt big time!!! bbbwwwaahhh!


ja abas ali, c'heqin te zinjte burra thuaj!

Gjergji Cumani said...

oh man.. i didn't even see that coming, she asked for it though

eni said...

well she's smarttttttttt:))