6/26/07
Wrong answer
Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
over at him and asks the question:
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "shit."
over at him and asks the question:
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "shit."
6/22/07
Sign the petition against institutionalized voilence in the EU
Të nderuar miq, marr rastin t'ju falenderoj për të gjitha këshillat tuaja të vyera pa të cilat ky peticion drejtuar institucioneve të larta Europiane nuk do të ishte i mundur. Ideja që lindi spontanisht për së paku "një ngritje zëri" gjeti mbështetje në shumë prej jush, duke na e shtuar në këtë mënyre besimin se po bëjmë gjënë e duhur. Peticioni modest që kemi pregatitur për të dënuar dhunën sistematike të autoriteteve greke mbi bashkëkombasit është fryt i ideve të shumë prej jush. Edhe një herë faleminiderit.
6/14/07
6/13/07
Kjo këngë është këngë për ty...
...nëse të pëlqen reggae dhe të ka marrë malli për Bob Marleyn. Stephen Marley është nga ato gene, dhe ma kujton goxha Bobin. Prandaj nëse je dakord se protesta është më e plotë kur është e qetë dhe "mellow", ulu, dëgjo, "Chase Dem" (Ndiqi [politikanët]).
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Ingrid Gjoni është bishë seksi!!!
OK, e pranoj - kam zhvillu një "crush" për Ingrid Gjonin.
Kjo kënga quhet "Barbie Silikon" dhe nuk e kam sjelle ketu si arritje muzikore po me teper se "motra e vogël" është bërë aq e mirë sa është boll me të shti në hall! :)
Suksese Ingrid.
Kjo kënga quhet "Barbie Silikon" dhe nuk e kam sjelle ketu si arritje muzikore po me teper se "motra e vogël" është bërë aq e mirë sa është boll me të shti në hall! :)
Suksese Ingrid.
6/12/07
Watch watch! - President Bush in Albania
The claim that the watch was STOLEN is absurd.
Let's look at this objectively.
First of all, we can not say what exactly happened to the watch because it is difficult if not impossible to tell from the video. Thus, the decision to call it stolen is merely an assumption. Some might argue this whole watch buzz is but a pathetic attempt at ridiculing all things Albanian. Rushing to conclude that some "robber" slipped it right out of the Presidents hand, or miraculously undid the wristband without anyone seeing (the World was watching), nor Bush feeling a thing at all. President Bush never felt a thing or as "trusty" video shows, he never reacted to anything at all. If I were to believe such ridiculous scenarios, I must say than that Albanian magician must have been real good!
Now, what is most likely to happen to a flimsy watch when someone is high-fiving the wildest fans this side of the Atlantic? Have you, kind reader, ever had a watch fall off your wrist before? It seems I always lose my watch during fist fights.
Now, could it be that the pin gave and the watch fell to the ground? Could it be that Bush was looking down to see the watch which he felt fell off his hand? Could it be that one of his Secret service men picked it up?
Maybe none of the above. It seems to me the man took the watch off himself.
Let's look at this objectively.
First of all, we can not say what exactly happened to the watch because it is difficult if not impossible to tell from the video. Thus, the decision to call it stolen is merely an assumption. Some might argue this whole watch buzz is but a pathetic attempt at ridiculing all things Albanian. Rushing to conclude that some "robber" slipped it right out of the Presidents hand, or miraculously undid the wristband without anyone seeing (the World was watching), nor Bush feeling a thing at all. President Bush never felt a thing or as "trusty" video shows, he never reacted to anything at all. If I were to believe such ridiculous scenarios, I must say than that Albanian magician must have been real good!
Now, what is most likely to happen to a flimsy watch when someone is high-fiving the wildest fans this side of the Atlantic? Have you, kind reader, ever had a watch fall off your wrist before? It seems I always lose my watch during fist fights.
Now, could it be that the pin gave and the watch fell to the ground? Could it be that Bush was looking down to see the watch which he felt fell off his hand? Could it be that one of his Secret service men picked it up?
Maybe none of the above. It seems to me the man took the watch off himself.
Ora e Presidentit dhe turpi i mediave pa turp
Dhe me ne fund u gjet yçkla. Yçklat qe thoni ju jane gjithmone sende te vogla, ato here egzistojne fizikisht e here jo, pasiqe yçkla nuk ka nevoje te egzistoje vertet, ajo ka tjeter qellim: Te prishe pune.
Natyrshem, pas nje vizite aq te suksesshme qe Presidenti Bush kreu ne Shqiperi do dilnin yçklat e fytyrave te ndyra te cilet jetojne ne erresire dhe ushqehen me mashtrime. Ca prej ketyre antishqiptareve qellojne qe kane ne zoterime media te shumta, te ndryshme (gjithmone jo-profesionale).
"Ia vodhen oren Bushit ne fushekruje", tha nje idjot ne Tirane dhe fjala mori dhene. Se nese nuk e keni mesuar ben ta dini se e liga udheton shpejt, shume me shpejt nga nje fjale e mire. Nga mediat lokale lajmi arriti tek TG2 i RAI-t qe duhet te them me habiti me zellin per te ndotur imazhin e nje populli te ngrohte sic eshte populli im. "Hanno rubato il orologio al Presidente Bush..." proklamonte tyçi i TG-se se darkes, duke treguar ne kete menyre dashakeqesine qorre...them qorre pasi po t'i haping mire gavat do shohin se nuk ne ate rremuje eshte e pamundur te thuhet se cfare ndodhi...Ku e dine keta horra qe ia vodhen? Ben t'i kete rene nga dora apo ta kete hequr?
E me andej videot gjeten rrugen per YouTube ku grupet reaksionare grekoserbe me siguri do u meshojne me patetizem akuzave per vjedhje...
E per turp te ketyre legenave, zyrtaret Amerikane ne ShBA dhe zyrtaret e Ambasades Amerikane ne Tirane me force kundershtojne lajmin qe Presidenti ka humbur oren (qe ia vodhen jo e jo por as humbur nuk e ka). Sipas Shtepise se Bardhe Presidenti Bush e kam me vete oren. Ai ose e ka hequr vete, ose i ka rene per momentin, megjithate e ka pasur ne posedim gjate gjithe kohes.
http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/06/12/europe/EU-GEN-Albania-Bush-Watch.php
Mr. Bush never lost his watch.
Natyrshem, pas nje vizite aq te suksesshme qe Presidenti Bush kreu ne Shqiperi do dilnin yçklat e fytyrave te ndyra te cilet jetojne ne erresire dhe ushqehen me mashtrime. Ca prej ketyre antishqiptareve qellojne qe kane ne zoterime media te shumta, te ndryshme (gjithmone jo-profesionale).
"Ia vodhen oren Bushit ne fushekruje", tha nje idjot ne Tirane dhe fjala mori dhene. Se nese nuk e keni mesuar ben ta dini se e liga udheton shpejt, shume me shpejt nga nje fjale e mire. Nga mediat lokale lajmi arriti tek TG2 i RAI-t qe duhet te them me habiti me zellin per te ndotur imazhin e nje populli te ngrohte sic eshte populli im. "Hanno rubato il orologio al Presidente Bush..." proklamonte tyçi i TG-se se darkes, duke treguar ne kete menyre dashakeqesine qorre...them qorre pasi po t'i haping mire gavat do shohin se nuk ne ate rremuje eshte e pamundur te thuhet se cfare ndodhi...Ku e dine keta horra qe ia vodhen? Ben t'i kete rene nga dora apo ta kete hequr?
E me andej videot gjeten rrugen per YouTube ku grupet reaksionare grekoserbe me siguri do u meshojne me patetizem akuzave per vjedhje...
E per turp te ketyre legenave, zyrtaret Amerikane ne ShBA dhe zyrtaret e Ambasades Amerikane ne Tirane me force kundershtojne lajmin qe Presidenti ka humbur oren (qe ia vodhen jo e jo por as humbur nuk e ka). Sipas Shtepise se Bardhe Presidenti Bush e kam me vete oren. Ai ose e ka hequr vete, ose i ka rene per momentin, megjithate e ka pasur ne posedim gjate gjithe kohes.
http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/06/12/europe/EU-GEN-Albania-Bush-Watch.php
Mr. Bush never lost his watch.
6/10/07
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