Oh c'mon. E kuptoj qe eshte nje "dumb stoner joke", por eshte e bukur sidoqofte.
7/14/07
7/12/07
"Jueves"
Nganjhere me vjen si gjynaf per kete blogun tim qe nuk po gjej kohe ta rifreskoj aq sa duhet. Shpesh here njerezit shkruajne neper blogje ca gjera kot me kot, "Sot shkova ne Starbucks ne mengjes dhe pash dy veta me kapele roze..." Useless crap. Te pakten ky eshte opinioni im, prandaj nuk kam dashur t'i harxhoj kohen ndonjerit me rutinat banale te dites time. Nga ana tjeter, sot eshte e enjte dhe qellon te jete Salsa Night ne nje pub me teme latine, shume "trendy", quhet "Bocado" dhe po te ndiqni kete lidhje do shihni per se behet fjale. Tapas dhe sangriayayayay.
Kshu, te enjteve jam atje zakonisht po sot po marr aparatin se do kete dhe valltare profesioniste. Grupi ka nevoje per ca foto se po u shtohet hyqmi ngadale. Pueblo Nuevo Band jane vecaneriosht te mire kur luajne Buena vista, por ndoshta kjo eshte vetem preferenca ime.
Kerkoj falje per rifreskimet jo te shpeshta te blogut. Kam qene ne "bark te peshkut" si Jona, s'me mbeten energji dhe dhe s'po gjej dot kohe per blogim personal. Sidoqofte, flm per leximin.
Kshu, te enjteve jam atje zakonisht po sot po marr aparatin se do kete dhe valltare profesioniste. Grupi ka nevoje per ca foto se po u shtohet hyqmi ngadale. Pueblo Nuevo Band jane vecaneriosht te mire kur luajne Buena vista, por ndoshta kjo eshte vetem preferenca ime.
Kerkoj falje per rifreskimet jo te shpeshta te blogut. Kam qene ne "bark te peshkut" si Jona, s'me mbeten energji dhe dhe s'po gjej dot kohe per blogim personal. Sidoqofte, flm per leximin.
6/26/07
Wrong answer
Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
over at him and asks the question:
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "shit."
over at him and asks the question:
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "shit."
6/22/07
Sign the petition against institutionalized voilence in the EU
Të nderuar miq, marr rastin t'ju falenderoj për të gjitha këshillat tuaja të vyera pa të cilat ky peticion drejtuar institucioneve të larta Europiane nuk do të ishte i mundur. Ideja që lindi spontanisht për së paku "një ngritje zëri" gjeti mbështetje në shumë prej jush, duke na e shtuar në këtë mënyre besimin se po bëjmë gjënë e duhur. Peticioni modest që kemi pregatitur për të dënuar dhunën sistematike të autoriteteve greke mbi bashkëkombasit është fryt i ideve të shumë prej jush. Edhe një herë faleminiderit.
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